I celebrate:
Christmas
3(6.2%)
Advent
0(0.0%)
Solstice
1(2.1%)
Yule
1(2.1%)
Hanukkah
0(0.0%)
Kwanzaa
0(0.0%)
Saint Nicholas Day
0(0.0%)
Fiesta of Our Lady of Guadalupe
0(0.0%)
Boxing Day
0(0.0%)
Omisoka
0(0.0%)
Eid'ul-Adha
0(0.0%)
Commercialism
1(2.1%)
Nothing. It's just another month.
1(2.1%)
The best part of Christmas is:
Santa
0(0.0%)
Presents
0(0.0%)
Tree
0(0.0%)
Carols
0(0.0%)
Lights
4(8.5%)
Mistletoe
0(0.0%)
Eggnog
1(2.1%)
Family
4(8.5%)
Jesus
0(0.0%)
The Grinch
2(4.3%)
The Spirit
1(2.1%)
Snow
0(0.0%)
A Christmas Story
1(2.1%)
You damn Christians are all the same
1(2.1%)
Do you believe in Santa?
Yes
21(44.7%)
No
24(51.1%)
%$^$@ Christians!
2(4.3%)
Do you open one present on Christmas Eve?
Yes
32(69.6%)
No
9(19.6%)
We can do that?
5(10.9%)
Christmas Trees?
Fake
25(54.3%)
Real
18(39.1%)
Jesus loved celebrating with the death of forests, you hypocritical Christian fools!
3(6.5%)
Stockings?
Bought
7(15.2%)
Homemade
13(28.3%)
Huge
3(6.5%)
With my name on it
4(8.7%)
Dumb
3(6.5%)
What do you leave Santa?
Milk & cookies
19(48.7%)
Pizza & soda
0(0.0%)
Granola and a nice lemon water
0(0.0%)
A packed bowl
0(0.0%)
Cheese and wine
5(12.8%)
Porn and me in a big bow
4(10.3%)
Snipers in the treeline
2(5.1%)
Nothing, Jesusfreak
4(10.3%)
Latkes & sufganiyot, bitch
0(0.0%)
Favorite Reindeer?
Dasher
1(2.2%)
Dancer
0(0.0%)
Prancer
0(0.0%)
Vixen
17(37.0%)
Comet
0(0.0%)
Cupid
1(2.2%)
Donner
2(4.3%)
Blitzen
2(4.3%)
It's Donder, dumbass
4(8.7%)
Rudolph
4(8.7%)
stew
9(19.6%)
Favorite seasonal carol?
Silent Night
3(8.8%)
Away in a Manger
0(0.0%)
Oh Holy Night
6(17.6%)
Joy to the World
0(0.0%)
Silent Night
2(5.9%)
Deck the Halls
1(2.9%)
Little Drummer Boy
1(2.9%)
You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
7(20.6%)
The Hanukka Song
2(5.9%)
Other:
It's better to:
Give
42(87.5%)
Receive
6(12.5%)
Dreaming of a white Christmas?
Yes! Oh, the majesty!
27(57.4%)
Dear god, no. *shiver*
16(34.0%)
We don't care for white Kwanzaas, thanks
0(0.0%)
I hate this season.
4(8.5%)
What would you give me if you could?
Yeah, I know you want it. Give your best Festivus greeting here:
