Because I am Teh Kewl, and so are my friends.
Check out My Profile. I've added some of my favorite quotes in a kind of Friendslist Review type thing, so my profile more adequately pimps me to potential friends.
See the love, and feel free to contribute if the spirit moves you. :D
And feel free to check out the cool folks whom I have quoted, because they are monster cool and make awesome friends.