She's been carrying around my pocket New Testament for the past couple of days. So I opened the door to exit the bathroom, and Eden jumped out from nowhere, held the open bible up into my face, and yelled, "Reprogram!"
Literally amused the hell right out of me.
Edit to add this little nugget:
Me: "Oh, quit saying 'What what what what, why why why why'!"
Eden, with a shocked look: "What? But why?"