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From Witchwillow1

Love and the Computer

Technical Support: Yes ... how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can
you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do
first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your
Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay
to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and
Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness.
Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program
not run on external components." What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run
on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:
Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will
overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and
empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is
playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all
over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and
its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you

Comments

( 15 comments — Leave a comment )
catku
Aug. 3rd, 2007 06:34 pm (UTC)
whoa...
ahavah
Aug. 6th, 2007 02:25 pm (UTC)
Hope that's a good whoa. lol
catku
Aug. 6th, 2007 03:58 pm (UTC)
oh yeah-- it just really resonates with me!
ahavah
Aug. 6th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC)
Awesome! I'm glad to hear it. :)
beldar
Aug. 3rd, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
I think I have a pirated version of the program, enabling me to bypass the "love self" requirement. Otherwise things seem to be working fine. Never could afford the latest version of those upgrade packages. =)
ahavah
Aug. 6th, 2007 02:26 pm (UTC)
I hear those versions crash with some regularity.
beldar
Aug. 6th, 2007 03:18 pm (UTC)
I manage. Nearly all love programs crash sooner or later.
ahavah
Aug. 6th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
Oh no, that's not true! That's what happens with those incomplete versions...I hope you give the other a good try.
beldar
Aug. 6th, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
It's incompatable with my system, but I'll consider it.
thefoxglovelady
Aug. 3rd, 2007 08:55 pm (UTC)
Very cool.....snitched it to pass along to the ones who read my journal......thank you!
ahavah
Aug. 6th, 2007 02:34 pm (UTC)
My pleasure!
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ahavah
Aug. 6th, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC)
I'm glad! It's a good one. :D
simplydorei
Aug. 7th, 2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
Now, if only your home computer worked that well! :(
ahavah
Aug. 7th, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC)
Eek! You bring fresh tears to my eyes...

simplydorei
Aug. 7th, 2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
::hugshugshugs:: Oh no!! No tears...i was just thinking out loud...silly me. :( That was more of a well-wish for your awry communications systems!
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