January 27th, 2006

Stewart Not Your Monkey

Deadly new sexually transmitted disease.

I found this on cheekymama



The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found in Texas.
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Stewart Not Your Monkey

Introducing My First Filter

So I've noticed a trend in some recent posts, and I've decided to join the ranks of people with a kinky filter. I've thought long and hard about this. The reasons are many, but it basically boils down to because I'm a kinky bitch. It's just another path I'm travelling, and I'd rather keep track of my progress here where I can monitor access. I haven't decided if I will or not, but I reserve the right to get pretty explicit.

For all my straight-laced friends, you may find this to be way too much information. I can respect that. For all my kinky friends, well, I'm still pretty new to this and we're baby-stepping it, so you may find it more of a vanilla-swirl at this point. ~ LOL ~ Still, feel free to inspire me to reach the next baby step.

If you want in on this filter, just comment here. By doing so, you agree that you're 18 or older. In fact, you should probably have it in your profile.

If you have an empty journal, you probably won't get added. Don't take it personally - I just like to know who I'm sharing this stuff with. Please add me when you make your request for the same reasons.

And sorry, folks, you have to have an LJ for this to work.
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