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Great Article

I know I'm guilty.

I'll tell you what, though:

I keep expecting Angelina to reach under her skirt, pull out a gigantic fake stomach, and say to the camera, "You saw what I wanted you to see."

That would be great.


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Apr. 26th, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC)
Naw, i don't think so. :) I see that her legs and her hips are heavier, it's not all just a fake pillow. LOL!

I know you were kidding about this. :)

Apr. 26th, 2006 05:48 pm (UTC)

Well, I wasn't completely kidding. But...you must not have seen that movie of hers. I don't want to give away more spoilers. :P
Apr. 26th, 2006 09:22 pm (UTC)
Mr and Mrs Smith? No I haven't seen it. (also didn't read the article, sorry) Does it contain that line, "You all saw what you wanted to see?" Does the Angelina character in the movie dump Brad's character at the end?

I heard one of the local psychics predict that Brad would leave Angelina, attempt to go back to Jennifer, who doesn't want him back, and Brad will be like the Anti-Stud for about a year he can't get a date.. LOL Sorry that makes me laugh. It would be karmic revenge in this lifetime wouldn't it?

Apr. 26th, 2006 11:44 pm (UTC)
:P Nope, that wasn't the one.

I actually don't hold the break-up against Brad too much. It seemed like they were having problems anyway. It's nowhere near as bad as what Tom Cruise did to Nicole Kidman, which is when I started disliking him.

Besides, I like Angelina too much. :)
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Apr. 26th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm guilty of that as well. And it's awful when you've hurt your own child, whether it's an accident or not.

Still, I'll admit to reading about Britney's - and now Tom's - exploits with morbid fascination. I'm sorry, but when you just keep landing in the news (or hospital), that's cause for concern -- and fair use for snarking.
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Apr. 26th, 2006 11:35 pm (UTC)
Shoot - I don't know about that! I think I'm about the same age as Britney, and there's NO WAY I'd be caught driving with a six month old in my lap. I won't even let the car start until my kids are securely in their carseats. Some people just *ask* to be snark fodder, and lately I've been ranking poor Brit right up there with Tom. She does need to do something about that 'husband', though, and she'll probably be better off.

I don't think I've seen that movie, but I'll have to look at it. I love Mel Gibson.
Apr. 26th, 2006 11:45 pm (UTC)
I don';t know if a fractured skull is the real thing, but it's awfully hard to break a baby's bones. Ya know? That kinda of worries me.
Apr. 27th, 2006 03:04 am (UTC)
No kidding. What about this article? It had me laughing my ass off.

“The doctor advised her not to leave Preston on any high surfaces where he could roll off,” an insider told the ITW, which also reports that Spears was so impressed with the sage advice that she wanted to hire the doctor full time, but he told her that it wasn’t necessary.

Apr. 26th, 2006 05:19 pm (UTC)
In defense of celebrity parents: I have a huge suspicion that most of us were dropped as children. Maybe not from a great height, or sustaining any real damage, but dropped. Or left alone with a mean cat. Or, at the very least, were the last one to be picked up from school once when Mom lost track of time at the Junior League. The difference is this: Our parents were free to inflict minor damages upon us in relative privacy, with only future teachers, significant others and employers to hypothesize years later as to what may have happened.

Love that paragraph!
Apr. 26th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)
Me, too! I remember dropping my little sister and being so scared.

Some of us were just dropped more than others.
Apr. 27th, 2006 01:12 pm (UTC)
You TOTALLY made me LOL with this post. And wouldn't that be the greatest episode of PUNK'd ever?!?!?!

Apr. 28th, 2006 02:15 am (UTC)
Re: Angelina
Ha ha ha! I'm glad somebody got it.
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