The back of my head: My hair is all askew because I've been FLYing all morning. Sorry for the dot - I must have accidently done that when I was resizing. :P
My back porch stairs: I neither have a back porch nor back stairs. The guy who lived here before us had paid for the stairs and the oil tank himself, so he took them when he left. Even though he wasn't moving to another trailer.
The backseat of my car: I plead kids.
My favorite back massage tool: :)